Hail bleach bottle,
Full of sodium hypochlorite and water,
The byproducts of chloroform and carbon tetrachloride are with thee.
Blessed are ye among cleaners,
And blessed are the garments, of thy washing machine, White.
Holy Clorox,
Humble base
Eradicate 99.9% of our common household germs
Now, and in the season of the flu.

Our cellphones
Which art in our hands,
Worldly be thy name.
Thy landfills ye fill. Thy chargers be lost on earth, but not in heaven.
Give us this day our hourly forecast.
And may we forward, share, like, reply and send to others as we receive those who have messaged us.
And help us use thee not in temptation, but block for us the trolls:  For thine is the Google, Facebook and Twitter now, but not forever. 👍